Category Archives: Foxes

Lenten Loophole

“D’Angelo Light, at your service, ma’am.  May I say you are looking positively lovely today?   How may I be of help?” He was utterly charming.  I could not take my eyes off him.  He looked into my eyes with such … Continue reading

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Reconciliation Bridge

One fine fall day, in my ever-so-zig-zag wanderings, I came to a bridge. It was one of those ancient bridges with wooden slats that you can see through.  The supports were leaning, and some of the boards were broken and … Continue reading

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World’s Oldest Profession Suffers Major Setback

“Hello, folks, Lance Wright here, reporting live from the first ever Ladies of the Evening World Deliberation, otherwise known as LEWD.  Ladies from all walks of the profession are gathered here in Amsterdam, where they can be free to discuss … Continue reading

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Heart Splinters

“NOOOOOO!” the three-year-old screamed.  “DON’T!!!” Her daddy was approaching with tweezers in order to remove a splinter from her little finger.  “You have to be still and let me get it out,” he said, “or else it won’t get better.  … Continue reading

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Laying It on the Line

At last count, Churchyard Chick Goes Free Range had garnered 3,999 views.  Perhaps your click was number 4,000!  Thank you for choosing to spend a few moments of your time with me today. I have no clue how that number ranks … Continue reading

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Please Pass the Glue

Today’s post was already drafted in my head until I got the news that my first cousin had died.  Suddenly, what I had intended to say didn’t seem very important any more.   I only had three first cousins in the world, and … Continue reading

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Jesus at Wal-Mart

Recently a couple saw the face of Jesus on their Wal-Mart receipt.  When this phenomenon was reported by Yahoo, the scoffers began ranting.  Perusing a few of their comments, I was struck by the vehemence of their negativity.  Where are … Continue reading

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Not So Smart Early Birds

“She rises before dawn . . . ” has never been my favorite Bible verse.  Don’t get me wrong; there have been plenty of days in which I have done so in order to get to school, sign in, and … Continue reading

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Hippocrats

You don’t know me.  My name is Ellie . . . Ellie Sapp . . . a friend of C. C.’s.  We met one day on the road; she zigged when she should have zagged and we literally bumped into each other.  … Continue reading

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Living with Uncertainty

“Embrace Uncertainty,” the life coach said. “Embrace him?”  I questioned.  ”Perhaps I could learn to live with him, but I cannot see myself embracing him.  He is so very unattractive.  I would rather have Certainty.” “Why are you so enamored of … Continue reading

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