Today Show Tomorrow Preview

Note:  The following is a work of fiction.  Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental (well, except one — you’ll recognize him when you get to that part).

“This is the Today Show, coming to you live from Tomorrow.  Finally, everyone is happy.  We’ve been working toward this for a long, long time.  Everyone here at the network is happy.  You at home are happy.  We have all finally seen the light.”

“Yes, Dave, the last generations of linears have passed to their reward and today we are celebrating the Enlightenment with a mass Happy Wedding.”

“Yes, Barb, God has allowed us to gather here today to celebrate the love and devotion shared by all these happy couples.  It is the beginning of a Whole New World, a New Paradise, you might say.”

“Okay, Dave, I see the minister is finishing the ceremony.  Let’s listen in . . .”

”  . . . what God has joined together . . .”

“NOW . . .”

“Wait, Barb . . . did you hear that . . . was that thunder . . . or . . .”

“NOW . . . BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY!”

“OMG!  Get real, God, how are we supposed to do that?”

”  . . .  “

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About Jan Hamlett

Exploring faith outside the safety of Sunday
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One Response to Today Show Tomorrow Preview

  1. Jan Golden says:

    Good point, Sister!

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