Author Archives: Jan Hamlett

About Jan Hamlett

Exploring faith outside the safety of Sunday

Today’s Market

Today’s Market “May I help you, ma’am?” “Yes, please, I am looking for avocadoes.” “Would you like Californian, Mexican, or Peruvian?” “I want the Mexican ones. Aren’t they the ones with the rough, dark skin?” “Shhh, they’ll hear you.” “Who?” … Continue reading

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Hippocrats

Originally posted on Churchyard Chick Goes Free Range:
You don’t know me.  My name is Ellie . . . Ellie Sapp . . . a friend of C. C.’s.  We met one day on the road; she zigged when she should…

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What If Road

Originally posted on Churchyard Chick Goes Free Range:
Image via Wikipedia I took a wrong turn yesterday and ended up on What If Road. In spite of the fact that I had made this exact same mistake before, I found…

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“Ladies, Start Your Lexuses!”

 One day last week we pulled into a parking space beside a white car.  Not to be racist . . . that’s just the only way I know to identify cars — by their color.  It was an old car … Continue reading

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Full Circle

     Three years ago today Churchyard Chick began her zig-zag journey, not knowing where it would take her.  Because she often leaves the coop without a map, she sometimes becomes hopelessly lost on side roads and pig paths.  However, she … Continue reading

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Paula Deen Axed

Poor C.C.  I am beginning to think one of those C’s must stand for “clueless.”  You’ll understand when I tell you what happened. I couldn’t wait to tell her the good news about Paula Deen’s firing from the Food Network.  … Continue reading

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Belle E. Phatt Refuses to Move

“Lance Wright here, folks, on the scene at the courthouse, where Ms. Belle E. Phatt is making her case for remaining on the property that she claims is rightfully hers.  Here she comes now . . . Ms. Phatt, could … Continue reading

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Will the Real Dad Please Stand Up?

Originally posted on Churchyard Chick Goes Free Range:
One day a couple of angels were out walking the Time Line.  (Hey, it’s my blog — just go with it, okay?)  As angels usually do not need to worry about physical…

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Churchyard Chick’s Narrow Escape from Pilgrim’s Pride

Early this morning, while gathering her thoughts, Churchyard Chick accidentally wandered onto the slaughtering floor of Pilgrim’s Pride. Her feathers had become ruffled, and she became confused and disoriented as she tried to walk the path she had chosen for … Continue reading

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DWTS

Dancing with the Stars.  I do enjoy that show!  I love the glamour, the judges, and the way the pro’s make the celebs look good.   It must have been a Monday or a Tuesday when I had my dream . … Continue reading

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