Tag Archives: Health

Belle E. Phatt Refuses to Move

“Lance Wright here, folks, on the scene at the courthouse, where Ms. Belle E. Phatt is making her case for remaining on the property that she claims is rightfully hers.  Here she comes now . . . Ms. Phatt, could … Continue reading

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LOL

“LOL” I am hopelessly behind the times on a lot of lingo.  But this one I know:  “Laughing out loud.” I always wonder something, though.  Is the person who uses that shorthand actually laughing out loud, or is he/she simply smiling soundlessly on … Continue reading

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A Hair-Razing Experience

Tangela had finished cutting my hair, and now, to my surprise, she was wielding a razor.  Her hand was poised above my head at a precise angle as I exclaimed, “You’re going to use a razor on my hair?!” Jerking … Continue reading

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Heart Splinters

“NOOOOOO!” the three-year-old screamed.  “DON’T!!!” Her daddy was approaching with tweezers in order to remove a splinter from her little finger.  “You have to be still and let me get it out,” he said, “or else it won’t get better.  … Continue reading

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The Frumpy One

What first caught my eye was the ponytail.  I saw it swinging to and fro behind the face of the fast-walking brunette headed toward me on the wrong side of the street.  As she approached, I could see that she … Continue reading

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Cheerleaders

A couple of weeks ago, as I was walking my usual route with my Personal Trainer, he sprang a surprise on me.  He said, “You are doing pretty well with this familiar work-out.  I have noticed that your face no … Continue reading

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How to Lose 25 Pounds in Two Years

Yes, you saw the title correctly.  Not very glamorous is it?  Not a real attention-grabber like, say, “Lose 10 lbs. in 2 weeks!”  Or any of a number of other “instant fixes” we see every day online or inprint.  “Be … Continue reading

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Could I Have Your Attention Please?

Joey’s little sister is tagging along (again) with him and his buddy, dancing around them, making faces, taunting them and generally being her usual annoying little self.  “Just ignore her,” Joey tells his friend.  “She only wants attention.” (Only wants … Continue reading

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Just a Stone’s Throw from Elderly

NOTE:  Today’s post is a flashback to 2010 B.C.C.T.S. (Before Churchyard Chick Turned Sixty).  Tax Season reminded me of this story, and I wanted to share it with you just for the fun of it. “You have to do the … Continue reading

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Sixty Sense Worth Please

She arrived this morning. Early. I heard her knocking at my door. The rapping was not frantic or urgent, but more like that of a friend who has dropped by to share exciting news. I confess that I had been … Continue reading

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